PEPE v27823763

📋 Release Notes

What's new in PEPE v27823763

new

Deployed on Solana mainnet

After 27,823,762 failed attempts on various chains, we finally picked the right one. Block times under 400ms. Fees under $0.001. Should have done this from v1.
fix

Removed all utility

Previous versions tried to have utility. This was identified as a critical bug. v27823763 ships with zero utility by design. Performance improved 10,000%.
break

Liquidity pool permanently burned

LP tokens sent to burn address. This is a BREAKING change — it is not possible to rug this version. Backward compatibility with rug pulls has been deprecated.
removed

Removed team allocation

The team() function has been removed from the contract. There is no team. There is no allocation. There are only frogs.
perf

Tax reduced from undefined to 0%

Buy tax: 0%. Sell tax: 0%. Gas optimization: maxed. Slippage requirement: minimal. The frog is aerodynamic now.
new

Added smug expression to frog

The frog now has a smug expression. This is a non-functional cosmetic change that somehow increased market cap by 400% in testing.

📜 Version History

A brief summary of the 27,823,762 versions that came before

Version	Chain	Status	Cause of Death
v27823763	Solana	● LIVE	—
v27823762	Solana	● FAILED	Dev sold at $3k mcap
v27823761	Base	● RUGGED	LP pulled at 2 AM
v27823760	Ethereum	● DEAD	Gas fees ate the market cap
v27823759	BSC	● RUGGED	99% tax "accidentally" enabled
v27823758	Solana	● FAILED	Forgot to add liquidity
v27823757	Arbitrum	● DEAD	Zero holders after 48 hours
v14000000	Ethereum	● DEAD	Honeypot (unintentional, they say)
v7000000	BSC	● RUGGED	"Team" went to Bali
v1	Ethereum	● DEAD	Original. Historic. RIP.

showing 10 of 27,823,763 versions. the other 27,823,753 also failed.

⚙️ System Requirements

package.json of v27823763

{
  "name": "pepe-v27823763",
  "version": "27823763.0.0",
  "chain": "solana",
  "supply": 1000000000,
  "buyTax": 0,
  "sellTax": 0,
  "liquidityPool": "100%",
  "lpStatus": "burned",
  "teamAllocation": null,
  "privateSale": false,
  "utility": undefined,
  "rugPull": false,  // deprecated in v27823763
  "smug": true
}

🐛 Known Bugs

Open issues in v27823763. No plans to fix any of them.

🔴

#27823764 — Chart-checking compulsion

After installing $PEPEv27, users report an inability to stop checking the chart. Affects 100% of holders. Severity: critical. Status: won't fix.
won't fix
🟡

#27823765 — Spontaneous shilling

Users involuntarily paste the contract address in group chats, DMs, and dating profiles. Reproduction rate: 100%. Workaround: none.
feature
🟡

#27823766 — Emotional attachment to frog

Holders develop genuine emotional attachment to a green cartoon frog. This is technically a memory leak in the human operating system, not our codebase.
not a bug
🟢

#27823767 — Previous 27,823,762 versions don't work

All previous versions of PEPE have been deprecated, rugged, or abandoned. v27823763 is the first version to ship without a critical rug_pull() vulnerability.
resolved

💾 Installation Guide

How to install PEPE v27823763 on your local wallet

01

Install runtime

Download Phantom wallet. This is the runtime environment for $PEPEv27.

npm install phantom-wallet --global

02

Fund the environment

Acquire SOL from any exchange. Transfer to your Phantom wallet. This is the gas budget.

wallet.fund(SOL, amount=whatever_you_can_afford)

03

Connect to DEX

Navigate to Jupiter (jup.ag). Connect your wallet. This is the package registry.

jupiter connect --wallet phantom

04

Install $PEPEv27

Paste the contract address. Set slippage to 1-3%. Confirm the swap. Installation complete.

jupiter swap SOL --to PEPEv27 --slippage 2%